Lets talk for a moment about horses.

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb) 03/09/2014 at 18:26 • Filed to: None

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What is it about horses that just makes some women fall in love. I mean as soon as you mention something about doing something with your horses off handedly, it's like a switch in their brain flips and they want to know EVERYTHING about them. As someone who's family has six, I've never seen the big appeal. I mean, yeah, they're like giant dopey dogs you can ride (and also kill you), but they take a ton of work to take care of!

 > Anon 03/09/2014 at 18:32

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As soon as I tell women I have 389 horses that produce a lot of toques they lose interest. What am I doing wrong?

For Sweden > Anon 03/09/2014 at 18:33

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Horses are fun and very capable hoonmobiles, especially off road. They're also a ton of work, especially if you don't have enough grassland and have to buy hay.

As for why some women like them; pure romanticism.

Sn210 > Anon 03/09/2014 at 18:33

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I'm deathly allergic to horses

yamahog > Anon 03/09/2014 at 18:34

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"Horse girls." They're a weird bunch. Some grew up riding horses, some just never grew out of their pony phase, but I know at least four (three actually own horses, one grew up caring for two on her parent's land) and they are NUTS about those big smelly SOBs.

Cajun Ginger > Anon 03/09/2014 at 18:38

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Shudder. Not a horse fan. Does that mean I need to turn in my woman card?

Anon > For Sweden 03/09/2014 at 18:44

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Unless you're Chester (the horse I mostly ride) who's curiosity surpasses that of any 5 year old's in existence! If Chester could talk this conversation would take place every 100 feet.

"Hey Alex, check this out!"

"Chester, that's a flower."

"But, it's a PURPLE flower! I'm gonna go check it out."

"No!"

"LALALALALALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"

Walks to flower and eats it

Anon > Cajun Ginger 03/09/2014 at 18:44

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Yep, just go and turn it in at reception!

Cajun Ginger > Anon 03/09/2014 at 18:47

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Ah hell I don't seem to use it often anyway since I do all those unwomanly ungdly things anyway. Ya know like fly planes and ride a motorcycle. It's amazing my ovaries functioned well enough to produce 3 kids. ;)

For Sweden > Anon 03/09/2014 at 18:48

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You need to show him some cows, put some fire in his belly.

$kaycog > Anon 03/09/2014 at 18:49

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I was horse crazy as a young teenager, but grew out of it in my later teenage years. I guess that's when boys and cars replaced the horses.

yamahog > Cajun Ginger 03/09/2014 at 18:58

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Shit, I also don't like horses, ride a motorcycle, but don't even want kids... it's a wonder my ovaries haven't abandoned ship yet!

Anon > For Sweden 03/09/2014 at 18:58

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I don't think you understand, Chester is like a high 5 year old. He would probably make best friends with them.

yamahog >  03/09/2014 at 19:07

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Toques? Are they Canadian horses or just really talented?? ;)

 > yamahog 03/09/2014 at 19:09

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lol they are Canadian horses that can't spell.

desertdog5051 > Anon 03/09/2014 at 19:23

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According to my ex, because they have to spread their legs and the stimulation to the vaginal parts is quite nice. I was jealous.

revrseat70 > Anon 03/09/2014 at 19:32

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I grew up riding, but I didn't own the horses. That's the way to do it. But I've never had a girl go starry-eyed over it... except my wife ;) Maybe its a knight in shining armor thing? Cowboy crush?

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Anon 03/10/2014 at 05:55

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I ride horses. Well, I used to, I temporarily stopped because studying took away too much time. If you have a good horse that's well behaved and properly trained, they're good fun to ride. True, taking care of them costs a huge amount of money, but to me, they are some of the most intelligent and communicative animals I've ever encountered.

pfftballer > Anon 03/12/2014 at 17:33

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Just came here to say fuck a bunch of shitty shitting horses. Walking manure factories they are.